Khaki Wishes and Cookie Dreams

Dec 21 2009 ∞
lady88: ardenashley: The Norm That is entirely TOO many beverages! Your server HATES you!!!!! Do you drink 4 drinks at once at home!! I hope there are 11 people at your table or that you tip VERY VERY well. I’m sorry. Who the fuck are you? Actually she’s great. Loves us. And yes. I DO drink 4 drinks at home.

lady88:

ardenashley:

The Norm

That is entirely TOO many beverages! Your server HATES you!!!!! Do you drink 4 drinks at once at home!! I hope there are 11 people at your table or that you tip VERY VERY well.

I’m sorry. Who the fuck are you? Actually she’s great. Loves us. And yes. I DO drink 4 drinks at home.
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“ What’s a Clamato? Oh it’s sorta like a tomato.
— The Wife.
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The Norm

The Norm

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scenes-from-my-hood: spiegelman: Will someone please get Sarah Palin a tumblr account?  140 characters is clearly not enough for her.  This reads like Javascript. Also, I think she means “eons.” it’s like watching a car wreck, 140 characters at a time.

scenes-from-my-hood:

spiegelman:

Will someone please get Sarah Palin a tumblr account?  140 characters is clearly not enough for her.  This reads like Javascript.

Also, I think she means “eons.”

it’s like watching a car wreck, 140 characters at a time.

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(via misswallflower)

(via misswallflower)

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Currently Craving

Peanuttles.

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nedhepburn: via & via

nedhepburn:

via & via

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katieschenk:

happycap:

Frank Sinatra - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Sunday Night Sinatra (Santa Edition).

“Next year all our troubles will be miles away…”

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I swear I'm not drunk, but...

indieandyy:

I just came up with an idea:

“Irish” Breakfast: Lucky Charms with Guinness in lieu of milk.

Totally trying that ASAP.

And. This is totally why you’re my boyfriend.
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All is right.

All is right.

Dec 20 2009 ∞
Hey DC? I’m in town tonight. Let’s play, OK?!

Hey DC? I’m in town tonight. Let’s play, OK?!

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Hell yes.

Hell yes.

Dec 19 2009 ∞
“ Harry. You need a shave my friend.
— Dumbledore. [in which I burst out crying]. The next two are going to be rough guys. <3 u D.
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quote-book: kari-shma: via: notebookdoodles

quote-book:

kari-shma:

via: notebookdoodles

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jaclynday: We’re not going anywhere for a while. Gah. I wish I was there more than anywhere else in the entire world. [sigh].

jaclynday:

We’re not going anywhere for a while.

Gah. I wish I was there more than anywhere else in the entire world. [sigh].
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