Khaki Wishes and Cookie Dreams

Nov 05 2009 ∞
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

copycats:

Better by Dashboard Confessional
originally by Regina Spektor
(posted by liezlwashere)

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“ Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
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-V (via jimisland)

I’m missing my first Guy Fawkes Night celebration right now. I’ll be playing with matches and watching this instead.

Stupid flu.

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“ We got no food, no jobs…our PET’S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
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Llyod

The greatest.

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themattsmith:

mercurypdx:

fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub:

MURDER YOUR PARENTS

OMG.. not a group toy.

Not making me want it any less… for work.

“Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”

Puts me in the mood for holiday musics though.

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First homemade egg in basket was a success! Yay! Also good: Pancake version.

First homemade egg in basket was a success! Yay!

Also good: Pancake version.

Nov 04 2009 ∞
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

iammattjordan:

carinaavila:

Satellite Mind (Acoustic) | Metric

Metric for the second time this year, in two weeks.

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:-|

:-|

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Kristen Wiig reads from Touch Me, Suzanne Somers’ book of poetry.

via

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“ People stared more than ever on the train. Hagrid took up two seats and sat knitting what looked like a canary-yellow circus tent. ‘Still got yer letter, Harry?’ he asked as he counted out stitches.
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - J.K. Rowling

It’s gems like this that make me [squee] with little-girl-joy while rereading the series.

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GPOYW 2.0 v. 11: The Filled With Magical Glee Edition Otherwise known as: The Do You Think I’m Tired Of Being Sick? You Betcha!!! Edition The Let’s Play The Do You Think Ash Has Got The Swine Game Edition The Don’t Think That Movie Quarantine Isn’t Playing On A Loop In The Back Of My Mind Edition

GPOYW 2.0 v. 11: The Filled With Magical Glee Edition

Otherwise known as:

  • The Do You Think I’m Tired Of Being Sick? You Betcha!!! Edition
  • The Let’s Play The Do You Think Ash Has Got The Swine Game Edition
  • The Don’t Think That Movie Quarantine Isn’t Playing On A Loop In The Back Of My Mind Edition
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6-Year-Old Girl with Brain Cancer Hid Love Notes for Her Parents to Find After Her Death

muppetpants:

Insta-tear.

[sniffle]

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Hypothesis Debunked

Sleeping with (and mostly on) your finance textbook and notes does not, in fact, make finance any easier or more fun.

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hey guys, we're the internet! we have power untold.

themattsmith:

scottfriday:

i hereby proclaim today National Gay Day.

of course i have no power to do this, but if enough people catch on and spread the word, we can turn this frown upside down by lunch. i say we join together and turn this into a party.

come on, you guys, this is tumblr - the meme capital of the universe. let’s pass out smiles like they were halloween candy.

Hooray for gay!™

Pass it on.

Word.

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The Party of Five house is for sale. Cue: nostalgia

The Party of Five house is for sale.

Cue: nostalgia

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Charlie Shows Off His Dance Movies

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