My name is Ashley and I enjoy entertaining thoughts of the improbable and illusions of grandeur. I miss Southern California something fierce and long for my friends in DC, but I think living in London is pretty rad. I enjoy fingerless gloves, hoodies, my chucks and drinking beer out of martini glasses. I’m what some might call a Fan Girl. I don’t know when this started. So it goes. Oh, and I’m the Mom. Always have been. At some point, you will find this annoying. Lets chat: aagresh [at the gmail] AIM: smashers826 Twitter: smAshers Ping!: ardenashleyTumblr (3.0; @ardenashley)http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kssjd3rZgy1qz50ylo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.indieandyy.com/post/237285384/via-migueld-planettampon" target="_blank">indieandyy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://migueld.tumblr.com/post/237216856/via-planettampon" target="_blank">migueld</a>:<a href="http://planettampon.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">planettampon</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>hee. hee. hee.</p>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/237287478http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/237287478Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:23:43 -0500lolzoutta hand like buster<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BnmWcWs3fqA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BnmWcWs3fqA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>For Josh.</p> <p>Your boyfriend* wanted to sing you a little birthday tune.</p> <p>Buddy!!! Happy 30th! Hope The Rodneys were flowing and the cups were flipping in your favor last night.</p> <p>Love you.</p> <p>*for today, because it’s your birthday, I loan him out.</p>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/237261125http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/237261125Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:51:00 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrhphHHVB1qz7sv8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve got to get out of this flat.</p>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/236367215http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/236367215Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:10:29 -0500punchystir crazycabin feverGMTFOOH<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/236268855/tumblr_ksrbogUhc51qz7sv8&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><i>Secret</i> - The Pierces</p>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/236268855http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/236268855Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:00:16 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yWu8nzBZGK8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yWu8nzBZGK8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b> </b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b> <p>Will Forte reads from <i>The Dirt</i>, by Motley Crue (Tommy Lee excerpt)</p> <p>Related: <a target="_blank" href="http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/233325216/kristen-wiig-reads-from-touch-me-suzanne-somers">Kristen Wiig reads Susan Somers</a></p> </b></p>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/236132144http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/236132144Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr1e8j38e1qz7sv8o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>For <a target="_blank" href="http://www.blog.kiamatthews.com">Kia</a>.</p>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/236097553http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/236097553Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:18:08 -0500girlyesharry potter<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/236025925/tumblr_ksqs2mHL8u1qz7tia&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pie0.tumblr.com/post/235966202/mabelmoments-ac-dc-dirty-deeds-done-dirt" target="_blank">pie0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mabelmoments.tumblr.com/post/235963436/ac-dc-dirty-deeds-done-dirt-cheap" target="_blank">mabelmoments</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap</b></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/236025925http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/236025925Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:38:33 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspuwi0zbl1qz7sv8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>First look at Zack Whedon’s Dr. Horrible comic.</p> <blockquote>“It’s a prequel to the web series, and you get to see his first of many embarrassing encounters with Captain Hammer,” Whedon said of the 24-page story, which hits shelves November 18. “But the web series is really an origin story too, so this is a little prelude to that.”</blockquote>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/235496763http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/235496763Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:00:18 -0500Dear SantaTweetalondoncab: everythinginthesky: A new service to allow people to book taxis via DM...http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/235431136http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/235431136Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:39:10 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235109910/tumblr_ksp76dM0TM1qz7sv8&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><i>Move You</i> - Anya Marina</p>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/235109910http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/235109910Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:27:49 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234853904/tumblr_kso2fnpAdL1qz7srj&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.kiamatthews.com/post/234516102" target="_blank">kiamatthews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>The Dresden Dolls</b> - Coin-Operated Boy</p> <p><i>The Dresden Dolls,</i> 2004</p> <p>Things would be so much easier if they just do what I tell them to do.</p> </blockquote>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234853904http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234853904Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:53:20 -0500girl crush<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234852174/tumblr_kso3ek0KqB1qzbmqw&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bitchplease.me/post/234535662/into-your-eyes-by-lucero" target="_blank">joshisinfinite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i>Into Your Eyes</i><b> by Lucero</b></p> </blockquote>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234852174http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234852174Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:49:43 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnxeqa8s51qz9647o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnxeqa8s51qz9647o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnxeqa8s51qz9647o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnxeqa8s51qz9647o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://seriouslythough.tumblr.com/post/234417116/holy-shit-ovaries-exploding-via-white-house" target="_blank">seriouslythough</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Holy shit. Ovaries. Exploding.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/" target="_blank">White House flickr pool</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>!!!</p>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234435058http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234435058Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:19:55 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234354118/tumblr_ksmsa1YEDr1qzqfrk&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.indieandyy.com/post/234289330/hot-like-fire-by-the-xx-originally-by-aaliyah-the" target="_blank">indieandyy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Hot Like Fire by The xx<br/>originally by Aaliyah</b></p> <blockquote>The xx take a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLvckcTHoqA" target="_blank">1996 R&B jam</a>, remove the beats, add a lot of cross-faded atmosphere and their dueted voices to give us a sweet and sexy track about holding off a bit before having sex with someone. I’d argue the cut does a great job of musically capturing the feeling one builds up in this scenario.<br/><blockquote><i>Oh it’s gonna be, hot like fire<br/><i>Take you higher<br/><i>You can’t resist<br/><i>Kiss, kiss, and kiss and kiss and kiss and…</i></i></i></i></blockquote> It certainly sounds like the wait will be worth it to me.</blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://copycats.tumblr.com/post/234090254/hot-like-fire-by-the-xx-originally-by-aaliyah" target="_blank">copycats</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234354118http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234354118Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:48:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/234216042/tumblr_ksnlmzeLFU1qzqfrk&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://copycats.tumblr.com/post/234203901/better-by-dashboard-confessional-originally-by" target="_blank">copycats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Better by Dashboard Confessional</b><br/> originally by Regina Spektor<br/> (posted by <a href="http://www.liezlwashere.com" target="_blank">liezlwashere</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234216042http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234216042Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:01:12 -0500“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by...http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234110091http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234110091Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:30:52 -0500“We got no food, no jobs…our PET’S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!” - Llyod The...http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234074049http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234074049Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:39:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PxLB70G-tRY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PxLB70G-tRY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/234067604/mercurypdx-fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub-murder" target="_blank">themattsmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mercurypdx.tumblr.com/post/234064869/fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub-murder-your-parents" target="_blank">mercurypdx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub.tumblr.com/post/234057450/murder-your-parents" target="_blank">fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>MURDER YOUR PARENTS</b></p> </blockquote> <p>OMG.. not a group toy.</p> </blockquote> <p>Not making me want it any less… for work.</p> </blockquote> <p>“Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”</p> <p>Puts me in the mood for holiday musics though.</p>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234072483http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234072483Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:37:05 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnbrobdq31qz7sv8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>First homemade <a target="_blank" href="http://twocoasttable.com/post/233187791/eggs-in-a-basket">egg in basket</a> was a success! Yay!</p> <p>Also good: Pancake version.</p>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234054295http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/234054295Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:11:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/233452680/tumblr_ksm5gkE7Jn1qzw5rh&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iammattjordan.tumblr.com/post/233450985" target="_blank">iammattjordan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://carinaavila.com/post/233430762/satellite-mind-acoustic-metric-hold-it-im" target="_blank">carinaavila</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Satellite Mind (Acoustic)</b> | Metric</p> </blockquote> <p>Metric for the second time this year, in two weeks.</p> </blockquote>http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/233452680http://ardenashley.tumblr.com/post/233452680Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:22:18 -0500